Bird Poop

Qing Qing: Mom, there is a poop on Uncle Xiang's car.

Me: Oh...that is bird's poop.

Qing Qing: Why doesn't it poop in its toilet?

Me: (Laughing)...because it doesn't own a toilet.

Qing Qing: Then, why does it like to poop on other people's car? Doesn't it know there is a car? It should fly to other tree and poop...

Me: Ya...it is so stupid, isn't it?

Qing Qing: Yea!

An innocent look of Qing Qing.